taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

lileks:

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. STOP IT. 

lileks:

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. STOP IT. 

Me (coming into the basement and looking at the screen): Did Dad say it was okay for you to play Red Dead Redemption?

Gerald: Yeah.

Me: It has prostitutes in it.

Gerald: I know. I don’t talk to them.

Me: It has men assaulting women.

Gerald: Yeah … and that’s when I shoot them in the head.

Me: … Ok.

It’s like I can hear my kid’s eye roll through the email.

It’s like I can hear my kid’s eye roll through the email.

FAVORITE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW EVER

(Source: holmesillusion)

mizgnomer:

The Tenth Doctor at Bad Wolf Bay (Doomsday)

Happy Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)

(Source: greatspacedustbin)

make me choose > giles or wesley?